Machiavelli and Pangur-Ban
By Luke Nathan Phillips
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Jingles the Cat and I sit fast,
Through the hours, first to last
Practicing our chosen trades
For which we were aptly made
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At my desk, stacked high with books,
In her cozy, comfy nooks,
I investigate the world;
Jingles dozes, roundly-curled
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I tread the courts of ancient men
Live their trials o’er again
She thinks of woods and squirrels and birds
Whose high shrill voices once she heard
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Hist’ry draws my countenance tight-
Human nature lacks respite-
Jingles leaps from slumbering pose,
Begs my gaze with nuzzling nose
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MEOW! says she, requesting treats;
I dispense them; these, she eats
And disrupts my sullen mood-
As she’s found hers, I’ve found my food
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for which I still endure such strife–
To know the ways of man, of life–
But Jingles knows our ways as well!
To get fed, just meow like Hell!
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I survey the art of power–
Jingles WIELDS it, hour by hour
Dominating whole my will
Halts my labor; eats her fill.
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How it’s fitting, every night
As I ponder Mankind’s plight
In this quiet habitat,
I’m ruled by Jingles– Best of Cats.
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